Things Setsuna Would NEVER Say

The idea for this actually came from Myrna and her parody Things the BSSM Cast Would NEVER Say. BIG thanks to her for letting me use it!

1. But..I'm a PEOPLE person!

2. Oh, the time gates? I got some cat to watch them.

3. Ew, it's that Small Lady again. Better act nice or her Highness will have my hide.

4. I, like, wanna be, like, a fashion designer, ya knoooooow?

5. How come I'm supposedly one of the most important senshi and I get little to no screen time? It's not fair, I tell ya!

6. *telephone rings* Usagi? I've got a hot one for you! Yuurichirou is going to marry Rei in two years! Isn't that a SCREAM? *giggle, giggle*

7. *shakes head* Oh no, Taiki's going to die a horrible death..suffering from overgrown forehead syndrome..

8. Hmm..I wonder what's going to happen now?

9. Nostradamus doesn't know [beep] about the future.

The rest of these I came up with, using the same format. If you would like to send some in, please go here for information on how to contact me.

1. *yawns* Nope, I never get bored...

2. I'm Y2K compliant!

3. Immortality is sooooooooo overrated...

4. Atomic clock, shmatomic clock...

5. The new millenium is next year, dammit!!!

6. I do psychic readings in my spare time: "Only $4.99 per minute. Please only call if you're 18 or older, or have a parent's permission. Speedy, accurate answers guaranteed! 1-800-TIME-NOW!"

7. *singing* All I want for Christmas is a brand new watch.

8. Tee hee...you'll *never* guess what movie will get Best Picture at the Oscars this year, Pokémon: The First Movie!

9. Just leave me alone, you pink haired demon spawn!

10. Dead Sc--aww, screw it! I quit!

11. I know who killed JFK!

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